What’s that smell?
Nobody wants to smell your poo cloud.
Similarly, you don’t want to smell anybody else’s poo cloud.
Oh and you don’t want to get halfway down the hall and then realize you left your phone by the sink and walk back into your own poo cloud after getting a palette-cleansing dose of fresh air.
It’s just weird that we’re all still suffering through various poo clouds, is what we’re saying.
Plus the holidays are coming and that means visitors and visiting, all while no combination of poinsettia scent and Uncle Larry’s heavy-handed cologne is going to cancel out the noxious plumes of Yuletide gas hanging in the air.
Enter Poo-Pourri, presently available in your choice of holiday-themed and not-so-holiday-themed aromas. You get to pick your own four-pack, selecting 2-ounce bottles that will be just as happy riding around in your pocket as they are sitting on the back of your toilet tank, subtly encouraging your guests to make use of the latest in poo cloud-busting technology.
Let’s get ahead of the problem for the change. Then let it rip.
