For whatever ails you
We don’t know who needs to hear this, but robot massagers exist and this is what they look like.
No, it isn’t a humanoid contraption like Rosie from The Jetsons, but boy will this be good for what ails you (not to mention doing so while being way less sassy).
You can use it lying down or sitting up, and it’s purpose-built to deliver firm, intense Shiatsu massage at your specific direction. That means that you can use it for neck or shoulders or calves or back—pretty much whichever part of you is giving you a hard time or carrying some tension.
It also works cordlessly, up to two hours on a charge, so you don’t have to worry about being tethered to a wall, even though the cord is a generous seven feet long if it does come to that.
This has a healthy dose of heat and can massage in both directions, all while being just delightfully intuitive and easy to use.
Perfect for soreness. Perfect for stress. No robot banter required.