Snack better.
Easy and immediate access to junk food isnβt a good thing for most of us. Human evolution hasnβt really equipped us to deal with novelty-flavored popcorn or DoorDash French fries.
Well, fellow snacking human, weβre here to help.
Since cutting out snacking isnβt an option (and youβre a monster if you were about to suggest it), we can at least hook you up with tasty snacks that, you knowβ¦actually exist in nature. This is the stuff that ancient hunter/gatherers would gather before they did the hunting part.
You wouldnβt want to attack a sabertooth tiger fueled by a sleeve and a half of special-edition Oreos. And even though your modern day-to-day probably involves less tiger chasing and more squinting at a computer screen, it doesnβt mean you canβt snack a bit more like nature intended.
Everything on todayβs list is delicious: roasted and salted and occasionally graced by dried blueberries and cranberries like some sort of prehistoric version of Lucky Charms cereal.
Man, why arenβt nuts more popular?
Oh right: because they can be surprisingly expensive.
Not these, though. Not these nuts. These nuts are not. (See, the marketing writes itself.)
This is a two-pack of your choice for just eighteen bucks, which is probably cheap enough for you to run out and turn a tidy profit on some nut-centric commodities exchange.
Or you could just eat them.
Yeah probably just do that. Theyβre delicious and wonβt leave you feeling like crap.
Nut-based commodities arenβt as sexy as they seem in the movies anyway.
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