Cool flames

There’s exactly one reason that these are sitting with us available for you to scoop up at fifteen bucks a piece instead of flying off of the shelves somewhere else—and that’s that they are just impossible to photograph properly.

These photos look stupid. There are no photos on the box because the ones they tried to take for that probably looked stupid, too. But the bottom line is that the illuminated water vapor faux flame thing that’s going on here is really, really cool.

The videos kind of do it justice, but other than that, there’s really no substitute for seeing them in person. So while we don’t think these are quite inexpensive enough to be in “just consider it a dirt cheap trial” purchase, we are comfortable saying that you can take our word for it that they’re very, very cool.

There’s no flame. There’s no fire hazard. You can wave your hand through it.

Basically it’s a very cool aesthetic that you’ll be able to control at the press of a button.

Fine for inside or outside. Quite cool. Literally and figuratively.

Grab a pair! (Again: literally or figuratively. Grab ‘em all you want and they won’t burn you.)