Shhhhh…
White noise (or any soothing ambient sound) is just the best. If you haven’t tried it, you have to understand how much it can help you get in the right frame of mind for rest and then get a seriously good sleep.
It’s probably why if you check your phone’s app store right now, there are approximately 10,000 sleep machine apps, from the highly polished to the vaguely shady.
But you know what?
It doesn’t matter how good an app is, it’s still on your phone. And with the possible exceptions of actual fireworks going off under your bed or literal monsters in the closet, there is almost nothing less conducive to quality sleep than a phone.
We’d all be better off if we didn’t even touch the things for an hour or so before bedtime. But even though that’s not going to happen, at least you can avoid having an app that forces you to touch your phone one second before you’re trying to lie down for the night.
No, you want to plug that thing in somewhere away from the bed and let a little guy like today’s deal do the work instead. You get 30 sounds in a compact and easy-to-use package, all without a single push notification, micro-transaction, or prompt to upgrade to premium.
All the sounds. Two machines. Twenty bucks for both.
Let’s get you resting.
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