Okay, everybody. Don’t screw this up.
If you have kids and/or a spouse who routinely descends on delicious treats before you can even get the groceries unpacked, we’ve got a plan for you.
The plan is stroopwafels.
Look at how boring the packaging is. Heck, look at the stroopwafel. It looks like some sort of tea party cookie that tastes like styrofoam where you can’t even really bite into it without dunking in something.
But it’s not that.
It’s a delicious guilty pleasure of a cookie that’s sweet and tasty and filled with caramel which you will not really see coming until it’s in your mouth.
But nobody else in your house has to know that.
While you make the case that you ordered an abundant supply of fancy snacks for the next time Aunt Edna stops by, don’t forget the teachable moment of explaining that “stroopwafel” is Dutch for “garbage cracker” and that they were designed for students in Holland to keep their bowels in good shape while studying windmills science.
While you’re at it, hide them and never eat one where anyone can see you.
Because the moment you let one of those involuntary MMMmms, slim out, you’re busted and you’re going to end up having to set up email alerts so that you can jump on every stroopwafel SideDeal to keep your supply intact.
If you’ve ever had a stroopwafel, you know you want 48 of them. If you haven’t, you’re going to have to take our word on this one.
They’re just the under-the-radar deliciousness that you deserve. Get a whole lot of them today.