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  • Original T-Shirt Designs: Mediocritee All-Stars

First I Drink The Coffee by Eduardo Ely

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You see lots of things that are like, “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.”

That’s rude, and not entirely accurate. The more accurate phrase should be “I ain’t doing $#!% until I’ve had my coffee.”

Features

  • Artist: Eduardo Ely
  • Model: Next Level brand 3600/3900
  • Condition: New
  • Design: First I Drink The Coffee
  • Shirt Color: Chocolate
  • 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton
  • Tear-away label
  • Sizing Chart (women’s sizes run small)

Inks

  • Waterbased inks are more like a dye that absorbs into the fabric when printed
  • They have a much softer feel and a more retro or worn look
  • The colors are softer and less saturated than plastisol ink
  • Plastisol inks are made with plastic and sit on the surface of the fabric rather than absorbing as the waterbased inks do
  • Plastisol is very durable and can be felt on the fabric
  • The colors in a design printed with plastisol are brighter and more vibrant than those printed with waterbased inks
  • We decide if a shirt is going to be printed in waterbased ink or plastisol based on the art and the color of the shirt that’s going to be used

*** NOTE: Your order will be printed at the end of the event. It may take up to three weeks for delivery

Warranty

90 days

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