Clothes, but for your bed
Some stuff is expensive. When it starts to get a little janky or worn around the edges, you do your best to live with it for as long as you can.
It’s kind of like when you buy a 4-pack of razors and you use the first three for one week each and the last one for ten months.
We want you to live more of your life like you do with those first three razors, and less like the fourth one that threatens to give you tetanus starting around month three.
This 6-piece set of sheets for $19 can help you do that.
Yours getting a little threadbare? Do you have what are clearly an A team of bedding and a B team of bedding? Is there a weird hole where your big toes gets stuck sometimes?
GET. NEW. SHEETS.
Like…for forty bucks, maybe don’t get new sheets. But for less than twenty, definitely get new sheets.
Seriously. It’s six pieces for $19. You can’t even get a six pack of those razors from five paragraphs ago for $19. Certainly not if you want the fancy ones with the multi-blade technology and the TV commercials with cool graphics that always end with a freshly shaved dude getting cheek pats from a woman who is very impressed with his lack of face hair.
Buy these damn sheets, is what we’re saying. You don’t need to stretch another year out of the ones you have. We’ve got you covered.
Well…your bed covered. Pillows, too.
Also, while you’re at it, buy new razors. We don’t have a deal on those, because THERE ARE NO DEALS on those, but you can use some of the money we just saved you on sheets.
