Clear the air.
You know how those robot vacuums buzz their way around the floor bumping into things until they’ve eventually taken care of the entire floor? Well that’s how it used to work, at least, until they had modern cameras that scoped out your living room optically while violating your privacy by sending potential marketing opportunities around your house directly to Amazon (probably).
Well this is kind of like that. The purifying your whole living room part, not the spying on you for marketing purposes part.
What we mean is that unlike a regular air purifier that just kind of sucks air in and spits it out the other side fairly aimlessly, this one kind of blasts the air in a spirally pattern that’ll more or less ricochet all over the place before finding its way back to the machine. That means that you can pretty much stick it wherever and it will eventually run most of your surrounding air through its fancy three-stage HEPA filtration.
Except unlike your clumsy robot vacuum from 2005, this isn’t going to bang into your furniture or freak out your cat.
So yeah. Retails for $100. Yours for $50. Cleans air like only a Vornado can.
