Great Colors, Odd Names

Today’s deal is the kind of thing that surely you could pick up at the pro shop or elsewhere online, but you’ll likely be paying as much for one as we’re asking for four. And that’s good, because it’s much cooler to have several hats like this than to be the one always wearing that one caviar-colored cap at every tee time.

Oh, you didn’t expect us to describe that color as “caviar,” huh? Yeah, well the color names for these are beyond ridiculous. This is golf, not polo. We’re not sure why the names have to be this pretentious.

There’s Caviar, fine. But that red? Nope. That’s Chili Pepper. And…All Aboard. (???) And Bright White. That one is fine. It’s pretty much bright and white.

So maybe these are so overpriced at retail because they’re trying to recoup what they spent on the marketing consultant they paid to bring an obnoxious sophistication to the names on the color palette.

Either way, whatever you call them, they’re pretty great colors. They’re also really high quality hats. And you get four!

Just make sure you force everyone to call your hat color by it’s proper name.