Razzle Dazzle

Remember that store at the mall with all the black light posters and lava lamps and aggressively sexual t-shirts?

Well if you’re the type of person who just shouted the name of that place at your screen, this is the kind of thing that’s right up your alley.

And since we’re just realizing that such places might be a quickly fading relic of the past, we’ll also make the case for this being right up the alley of people who have never heard of such a place. You know…because marketing demographics.

Either way, it’s never been easier to light up your immediate surroundings with a dazzling array of crazy starlights. Plus you may have noticed that this is a five-pack, so we’re talking about a lot of lights flying around.

They’re also super flexible to use since they just plug in via USB—power them with a charging block, your laptop, a car charger…whatever.

It’s a lot of dazzle for fifteen bucks.