Ok, this one’s just a little different. And potentially confusing to explain. But let’s give it a shot:
This IRK comes with an Irk. Or, to be verbose:
This Instant Regret Kit comes with an Irk Stuffie.
And, if you buy anything over in today’s Meh-rathon, we’ll refund you $10 off this purchase.
So you could think that right now you’re buying a $20 Irk and a $10 IRK. And if you get that refund, it’s like you’re getting a free IRK and buying a $20 Irk. Or it’s like you’re getting a $10 Irk and a $10 IRK.
But you could also think of it like you’re buying a $20 IRK and a $10 Irk. So if you get that refund, it’s like you’re getting a free Irk and buying a $20 IRK. Or it’s like you’re getting a $10 IRK and a $10 Irk.
But the simple version is, you’re spending $30 here, and if you spend some money over on the Meh-rathon, you’ll get $10 of that back (plus the share of that for any tax paid). And you’ll get an IRK and an Irk and whatever you bought at the Meh-rathon.
Got it?
In the interest of completeness, a couple other options are buying this and not buying anything over on the Meh-rathon. You’ll get that IRK and Irk. Or not buying this and buying something over in the Meh-rathon. You’ll just get that thing in the Meh-rathon. Or not buying anything at all, which will hurt our feelings a little bit but we’ll get over it.
Oh, and as usual: One IRK per account. You must use the same account to buy this and your Meh-rathon stuff to qualify for the refund. Really. No coupons are eligible on this IRK. There’s no predicting exactly what you’ll get, only that you’ll regret it. Your refund will also include a refund on the tax you spent on the IRK. It may take longer than normal for these to ship out. They may not arrive by Christmas. That includes the Irk stuffie and the IRK. It will likely take a week or more before the refunds are processed.
