Sweet relief
You might have noticed that over on Meh we have what looks like one of those giant brushes that dairy cows use to scratch their backs at fancy farms but is actually for home Pilates practitioners to prod their shoulders at fancy home gyms. And sure, you might have found that to be a bit much.
But—hear us out—what if we had something that was basically the same concept but that doesn’t need to be attached to your doorway like a low stakes trap from one of the lower budget Saw movies?
Well, this is that.
Like the other thing, this is also super effective for relaxing your muscles. The only difference is that instead of looking like an injection molded replacement for C-3PO’s missing leg, it’s a handheld doodad that fits in the palm of your hand.
Interestingly, in spite of these being really effective and super well-constructed, they actually aren’t too expensive, even if you don’t buy them for us. Of course, if you do buy one from us, it will be cheaper still, setting you back less than fifteen bucks, which is a small price to pay for muscle relief.
So basically you should definitely spend a solid middle or two contemplating the Meh offer and decide if you’re the kind of person who would own such a contraption. Maybe you are and maybe you aren’t.
But this? Everybody can get something out of this.
Just grab one.
(But seriously, maybe buy the crazy one, too.
