Not that cuddly
Life has its ups and downs. Its aches and pains.
We can’t really help with the first two.
But for the second two? We have something for the second two.
Because it turns out that sometimes you just need a bit of a massage. And while a so-called “real massage” can be deeply effective and satisfying, those also involve both paying quite a bit of money and talking to people.
Today’s deal requires spending only a small amount of money (just the one time) and you can get it from our shelves to your door without talking to a single living person, provided you’re willing to hide from the delivery person.
We’re guessing you’re pretty well sold by this point, but just in case, we can also cover some features. For one, it has a nice little carrying bag so you can keep your whole massage setup contained wherever you want to take it. It’s also a helpful U shape that wraps around you and can be positioned exactly where you need relief.
It has multiple massage modes and can deliver a generous dose of heat as well. It’s a pretty great setup. And you never have to tip.
