Wearable surround sound?

We need to open this up with a disclaimer. If you use this speaker someplace obnoxious like a city bus or a populated hiking trail, you probably deserve whatever scorn comes your way.

Once upon a time, the only way to annoy other people with your music while out and about was to haul around a giant boom box that depleted D-sized batteries at a rate of about three a minute. It took commitment, is what we’re saying.

Today any fool with a portable Bluetooth speaker can share their probably terrible taste in music with the world at large, and we’re all a little worse off for it.

So seriously, please use this thing responsibly. It’s great for doing laundry (by yourself), working in the yard (by yourself), or connecting to your laptop (are you sensing the pattern?).

All that said, it’s a pretty cool design and it isn’t really that different than just having some other Bluetooth speaker sitting on the kitchen counter or whatever.

Personal surround sound!