Our number two idea

This is one of those things that can really improve the quality of your life.

Well, it’s a two-pack. So it’s two things. For going number two. Two number two things. That will improve the quality of your life.

Following so far? Great.

Then it’s on to how this is going to make your whole bathroom situation way better.

First (and actually maybe not the most important), it’s going to improve the ergonomics of how you use the toilet. Without getting too much into it or making somebody create a weird diagram or something, orienting yourself with your feet up on a stool like this is going to simply improve how your body functions for this particular task. We can’t speak to its effects on non-bowel-related activities like playing chess or doing your taxes, but it’s aces as far as toilet ergonomics go.

But that’s not even the best thing, in our humble opinion. The best thing is that it’s a gentle and yet impossible to ignore reminder of what you’re doing in the bathroom in the first place: you’re there to work. Not to catch up on email or scroll videos. Not to zone out and make your family concerned about your gut health and/or personal well-being.

They’re toilet stools, guys.

They’ll really help you focus.

And we’re going to send you two because you’re about to realize that you want one of these in every bathroom.