It’s pretty loud, by the way.
There are very few high-end blenders that are up to snuff when it comes to serious blending.
This is one of them.
And while at a glance $259 doesn’t seem exactly cheap, if you’ve ever considered buying one of these high-RPM monsters then you know this is a heck of deal (on a product that isn’t known for a lot of deals).
This is perhaps the best blender money can buy. You’ll see them “on-sale” in the ballpark of $400. They retail for more than $600. Yours is waiting for you at $259.
Now take all of those facts above and stick them into some sort of metaphorical polycarbonate pitcher. Find a rhetorical device that will spin the integrated stainless steel wingtip blades with enough power to liquefy the whole conceptual cocktail into a satisfying purée.
The result?
It’s going to taste like elite kitchen quality and contain a generous allotment of Vitamin Deal.
Once your order, we recognize that you might experience a slight pang of anxiety based on having just spent hundreds of dollars on the king of all blenders. If that happens, just watch some of those old “Will It Blend?” videos to reinforce that you didn’t just order a blender…you ordered THE blender.
Now go order the blender. Sorry—THE blender.
