Regret Never Felt So Good
Ahh Cyber Monday, the feverish climax that closes out the frenzy of Thanksgiving-adjacent consumer spending. The last week has almost certainly led you to some borderline regrettable purchases, now headed to your doorstep because they seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well let’s embrace the madness now, shall we? Because for today’s deal we have an actively curated box of pure regret that doesn’t even claim to be anything else. You think it’s surprising when something you ordered in the tryptophan-induced haze of an online Black Friday deal shows up at your house? That’s nothing compared to this profoundly random box of maybe very cool stuff that we’re going to send your way, sight unseen, for fifty bucks.
It’s an Instant Regret Kit (IRK) and if you’re familiar with our work over at meh.com, you know what we’re talking about. If you’re not familiar, here’s the gist: you give us money and we give you…something. Maybe multiple somethings. It could be wireless speakers or novelty ice cube trays. (Or both!) It could be gadgets or games, tools or trinkets. Pillows or puzzles. Or completely non-alliterative combinations you can’t even imagine.
C’mon. Just give it a try. This is the kind of thing that if nothing else will leave you with a story to tell. (Even if it’s just the story of how your office Secret Santa came to receive a set of premium headphones and an off-brand dolphin harpoon this year.)
Kick this holiday season off right. And hey, if $50 feels a bit steep, you can always check out our meh.com meh-rathon (see what we did there), where when you spend $99.99 you get your $50 off, (AKA this IRK for free).
Either way, it’s high time you live a little and embrace the uncertainty of instant regret.
- And while you’re here, pick up a cool Meh T-Shirt to spread the love of Meh in our BONUS DEAL
