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Instant Regret Kit

Regret Never Felt So Good

Ahh Cyber Monday, the feverish climax that closes out the frenzy of Thanksgiving-adjacent consumer spending. The last week has almost certainly led you to some borderline regrettable purchases, now headed to your doorstep because they seemed like a good idea at the time.

Well let’s embrace the madness now, shall we? Because for today’s deal we have an actively curated box of pure regret that doesn’t even claim to be anything else. You think it’s surprising when something you ordered in the tryptophan-induced haze of an online Black Friday deal shows up at your house? That’s nothing compared to this profoundly random box of maybe very cool stuff that we’re going to send your way, sight unseen, for fifty bucks.

It’s an Instant Regret Kit (IRK) and if you’re familiar with our work over at meh.com, you know what we’re talking about. If you’re not familiar, here’s the gist: you give us money and we give you…something. Maybe multiple somethings. It could be wireless speakers or novelty ice cube trays. (Or both!) It could be gadgets or games, tools or trinkets. Pillows or puzzles. Or completely non-alliterative combinations you can’t even imagine.

C’mon. Just give it a try. This is the kind of thing that if nothing else will leave you with a story to tell. (Even if it’s just the story of how your office Secret Santa came to receive a set of premium headphones and an off-brand dolphin harpoon this year.)

Kick this holiday season off right. And hey, if $50 feels a bit steep, you can always check out our meh.com meh-rathon (see what we did there), where when you spend $99.99 you get your $50 off, (AKA this IRK for free).

Either way, it’s high time you live a little and embrace the uncertainty of instant regret.

  • And while you’re here, pick up a cool Meh T-Shirt to spread the love of Meh in our BONUS DEAL

Customer Reviews

3.0 Overall Rating

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So much regret!

It was just as advertised! My kitchen has never been cleaner! I lost 15 lbs the first week! On those quiet, moonless nights… I can hear the vibrations of the universe.

Written by @Absynth - December 3rd 2022
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Christmas Came Early

By chance or miracle, this kit checked off several items on my gift list. 5 out of 5, zero regrets.

Written by @ATanYam - December 7th 2021
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Regretfully Awesome!

I wish I could say I regretted it but even the regretful ones make me smile.

Written by @sillyheathen - January 6th 2022
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Features

  • It’s an Instant Regret Kit
  • We send you…something.
  • Maybe even a few somethings
  • For accounts that spend $99.99 in the 11/28/22 Meh-rathon and purchase an IRK, we will remove $50 before tax is calculated and charge is processed for payment; (shipping charge, if paid, will remain)
  • That’s right, buy $99.99 worth of deals over at meh.com and get an IRK essentially free

Specifications

  • Model: IRK
  • Condition: Regretful
  • You can buy up to three IRKs but the credit is only good for ONE
  • The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro

What’s Included?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warranty

Throw it in the trash

Reviews

Verified Purchase

So much regret!

It was just as advertised! My kitchen has never been cleaner! I lost 15 lbs the first week! On those quiet, moonless nights… I can hear the vibrations of the universe.

Written by @Absynth - December 3rd 2022
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Christmas Came Early

By chance or miracle, this kit checked off several items on my gift list. 5 out of 5, zero regrets.

Written by @ATanYam - December 7th 2021
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Regretfully Awesome!

I wish I could say I regretted it but even the regretful ones make me smile.

Written by @sillyheathen - January 6th 2022
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Not worth the money at all

3 items in pack I paid $65 for. One was bath salts with the $5 discount sticker still on. PJ pants and face massing kit.
not even close or being worth $50.

Written by @qualjoe - December 3rd 2022
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Last time I get shammed into over of these things

I got some COVID masks, a deck of cards, and a MacBook cover.

I don’t even have a MacBook and this stuff would probably cost less than $50 if I did want it.

Written by @ZebSmith - December 3rd 2022
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It's called instant regret for a reason

For someone on a Keto diet, receiving 20lbs of Linguini was almost a spit in the eye. It will be donated to a local food bank so it doesn’t go to waste at least.
Definately did not get $50 worth of stuff.

Written by @johnnynva - December 3rd 2022
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a mostly empty box, containing an empty box

After years of trying to get one of these, I finally splurged on the $50 Instant Regret Kit on Black Friday. I was expecting to be disappointed, but not as disappointed as I ended up being, opening a large box that only contained some charcoal wipes, poo poori, and an empty box for a hair straightener.

0/5, but at least I can cross “what’s in an Instant Regret Kit” off my things to wonder about list.

Written by @Redchuck - December 3rd 2022
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Truly regrettable

Products that don’t even work and not even collectively worth the $50 I paid. Oh well live and learn.

Written by @bas875 - December 3rd 2022
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Trash

Please stop dumping e-waste and products without FDA approval on paying customers.

Written by @pepper114 - December 2nd 2021
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Half empty bag!

This was never worth the $50

Written by @supermayita - December 4th 2022