Not just for dudes
We’re not sure it’s the best idea to name your intimate bathroom hygeine product the way you might name a YouTube channel dedicated to middle-aged men doing pingpong ball trick shots. But hey, if they’d just named this a little more generically it probably wouldn’t have landed here in the first place, instead enjoying modest success on the shelves of some big box store where DIY home improvement shoppers might make an impulse purchase in between the power tools and the paint area.
Which would be a bummer. Because it’s actually a great little bidet with literally the only downside being its questionable branding and aggressively shiny finish.
So if we may issue a counterpoint to both criticisms, here it is.
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THIRTY BUCKS.
Do you realize what a deal that is? You can have a piece of hardware that is approximately 1,000x superior to toilet paper and you can have it for $30. That’s extremely close to the price of just ONE of those really big toilet paper packs at Costco.
So there you have it. Bidets are great. This definitely is one. Case closed.
Just try not to make eye contact with the “DUDE” written in techno font while you use it and you’ll be fine.
