Entry level

You’ve been scanning these various bidet offers for how long now?

Well, perhaps this one has that one phrase you’ve kind of been looking for—“non-electric.”

Because maybe you (understandably) do not have an outlet right next to the toilet and maybe you (also understandably) feel like installing one for the sake of a bidet seems like a bit much.

Well for the record, it’s not a bit much. A bidet would still be worth it even if you had to have an electrician add 220-volt service to the bathroom and needed a plumber to run a fresh water line of pure glacier melt from somewhere up north.

Baby steps, though. We get it. Sometimes you want to start with something easy, and this is that.

This non-electric bidet toilet seat fits right on your existing elongated bowl and gives you the bidet experience for an absolute minimum of fuss. It won’t even look all that different when you’re done—no remote control, no instrument panel, no inexplicable weird lights.

You get one control knob and an understated, self-cleaning nozzle hidden right down there under the seat. Oh, and the whole thing installs in like 10 minutes, so if you’ve been looking for a low-key entry into the whole bidet experience, this is it.

You can swing for the fences with the electric version and the glacier water next time around.