This will do.

The way you carry your laptop around can say a lot about you.

Some sort of alternatively-ergonomic design with one weird strap that runs across your chest like a seatbelt and some laughably ill-conceived hole for headphone cords? You might not work at a tech startup, but you probably have an idea for an app that you describe as “…like Uber for _______.”

Those black over-the-shoulder bags that are the same size today that they were when laptops were 300% larger than they are now? Well those very clearly say “they gave me this at work.”

Plain leather briefcase? “I’m delivering the payment of an underground gambling debt” or maybe “I’m not supposed to talk about these nuclear launch codes.” In either case, nobody’s putting a laptop in there.

But today’s deal is a little different. Today’s deal says…really nothing about you. It says that you are a person with a laptop of up to fifteen and a half inches and/or a nice tablet. It says that you care about style enough that you’re not going to use that work-issued shoulder bag but that you aren’t willing to invest a whole lot more effort than ordering this very ordinary grey one.

Except once you open this up, you’ll be pleasantly surprised at just how functional it actually is. It has a spot for business cards (fast food coupons), a padded compartment for your devices, and an exterior pocket for exterior pocket things.

That’s pretty much it. Which makes it borderline perfect.

A laptop bag will never say anything interesting about you. We recommend this one either way.