A rainbow of Belgian goodness
Today’s deal is an overwhelming variety of Destrooper treats.
If you put them all in a grocery basket, you’d feel like a weirdo. If you browsed your way to each one online and then added them all to your checkout cart, you’d think you were regressing to long-dormant habits of expensive eBay impulse shopping. If you opened someone’s cupboard and saw them all lined up, you’d think you were about to be pitched on joining a cookie-centric pyramid scheme.
It’s a little much, is what we’re saying.
Except not really.
Yes, it’d be overwhelming to actively shop for this kind of confectionary smorgasbord if you were doing it all on your own. But no, it isn’t that crazy to go ahead and place one impulse sidedeal.com order to get this decadent mess of delicious goodness for less than twenty-five bucks.
We predict you’ll lean hard into two or three of these. You’ll be pleasantly surprised by at least two. And you’ll probably pass one off on someone because it’s just not quite your thing. Or maybe you’re just going to dump the whole slew out on the floor, roll around for a bit, and then eat until it hurts.
There’s no shame in any of the above.
Expand the horizons of your taste in desserts by letting us hook you up with a variety pack straight out of a Belgian fever dream of crisps, thins, crunches, and biscuits.
You won’t regret it. (Unless you eat them all at once.)