2-Pack Pineapple Pool Floats

This is a 2-pack of Pineapple Pool Floats. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.

Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.


Maybe you’re a pumpkin spice junkie. You know it’s only August. So what? No calendar can control your raging pumpkin spice jones. You need the stuff, need it now, man. Nothing else in life beats the bliss of that creamy, warm melange of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. But you’ve felt the sting of the pumpkin spice backlash. You know people will make fun of you for it. “Pumpkin spice? This early?” the idiots will guffaw. “You must be a real addict! Haw haw!”

These Bubba 24-ounce insulated bottles got you covered. They’ll keep that hot latte hot, or that iced latte cold, for hours, to maintain that pumpkin spice high for as long as you can handle it. The leak-proof lid slaps shut after every sip, so no bystanders will catch a telltale whiff. You’ll still need to cover it on your breath, but you’re an addict. You knew that already.

Or maybe the situation is the exact opposite. Maybe you’re a pumpkin spice hater. You know it’s only August. So what? Pretty soon you’ll be surrounded with pumpkin spice zombies in your workplace, school, or home. Nothing else in life makes you sick like that cloying reek of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, and cloves. You don’t know what the others will do to you if they find out you’re not one of them. “Pumpkin spice! How can you not like it?” they’ll demand. “Unclean! Heretic! Die! Die!”

Again, these Bubba 24-ounce insulated bottles to the rescue. Opaque and leak-proof, they let you pretend you’re swilling pumpkin-spice swill all the livelong day and the Pumpkin Spice Inquisitors will be none the wiser.

Whatever your relationship to pumpkin spice, these bottles are essential. Even if you like lots of other beverages that you like to keep warm or cold, and you don’t see pumpkin spice as the defining cultural schism of our time. Weirdo.

Customer Reviews

3.9 Overall Rating

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3 stars
33%
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17%
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It Floats.

Just had the floats delivered and since they will be a Christmas gift for our grand-daughter in Florida, we blew them up to assure they had no leaks. OUTSTANDING RESULTS!!! The floats are top quality, the colors pop and this makes a fantastic gift.

Written by @idabeek - December 12th 2020
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Thank you!!!

I can’t wait to enjoy my floaters

Written by @jzmonique - October 1st 2020
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Features

  • Look like pineapples
  • Float like floats

Specifications

Specs

  • Product Name:2-Pack Pineapple Pool Floats
  • Condition: New
  • Experience true comfort as you float in style with a pineapple pool float
  • Dimensions: 37 inches x 60 inches
  • Easy to inflate, deflate, and store (air pump not included)
  • Great for the pool, parties, and more
  • Ages 5+

What’s in the Box?

  • 2-Pack Pineapple Pool Floats

Price Comparison

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Warranty

90 days

Reviews

Verified Purchase

It Floats.

Just had the floats delivered and since they will be a Christmas gift for our grand-daughter in Florida, we blew them up to assure they had no leaks. OUTSTANDING RESULTS!!! The floats are top quality, the colors pop and this makes a fantastic gift.

Written by @idabeek - December 12th 2020
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Thank you!!!

I can’t wait to enjoy my floaters

Written by @jzmonique - October 1st 2020
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Delivery very slow (19 days)

Watched tracking on this. Two times arrived in Orange Park then left for Atlanta 1st time, Jacksonville 2nd time. 3rd time finally delivered!

Written by @zigabell - August 15th 2020
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Inflatable

The ‘tree’ arrived inflatable

Written by @Lgborland - August 21st 2020
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You'll be lucky if it arrives in 1 piece

Morningsave shoves things in big plastic bags not caring WHAT they look like upon arrival. I bought 3 as gifts. They look like they laid in the freeway all day and I certainly can’t gift wrap them. Good luck…don’t order anything fragile from this company. Think you got a deal? Think again!

Written by @happytails1004 - August 22nd 2020