This is a rugged waterproof speaker. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.
Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.
Very exciting day here at Meh! We’ve hired a brand new member of our team! So please, join us in giving a warm welcome to Brent, our first ever full-time model. He’ll be working in tandem with our copy department to better display the fine products we offer on a daily basis.
For example, watch this:
Hey, Brent! We’re looking for something that’ll hold all of our credit cards and cash and stuff. Extra points if it features RFID protection. Anything come to mind?
Wow! Good stuff, Brent! Now let’s try another one: uh oh, looks like our phones are dying. Do you have a small, portable power bank you could lend us?
Awesome! The wallet has a built-in power bank! Alright, Brent, great work. If you want to take a break and get a drink of water or–
Oh, you brought water? In that thing? Ha! Good one, Brent! You had us going there for a moment!
Wait, you weren’t kidding. You really did fill that thing with water, huh? Brent, that might not be the best idea. It’s kinda leaking all over the place.
Jeez, Brent! That’s a lot of water! You gotta get out of there!
BRENT! THERE’S NO TIME! YOU HAVE TO MOVE! DO YOU HEAR US, BRENT? BRENT!!!
Shit! And on the first day too! Well, we better update the jobs page.
As for you all: please buy a 2-pack of these charging wallets. It’s what Brent would’ve wanted.
