Powdered Death?
This offer is a bit of an odd one. On one hand, the branding is deliberately over the top and silly. Either cool or embarrassing depending on how you look at it.
But on the other hand, this stuff is actually super effective. Plus since these are little packets that you can dump into water or whatever else you want, it’s pretty inconspicuous compared to those giant and graphically aggressive Liquid Death cans you see at the gas station.
So let’s do this. You deserve a little hydration. Drink up and rock on.