Also has a tape measure.
Any scale will tell you how heavy (or not) you are.
But what if you also want to keep track of how round (or not) you are?
What then, fitness industrial complex? Is there a device that does both??
Sure there is. It costs $14,000 and it uses infrared technology to scan you from head to toe, spitting out precise measurements of every nook and cranny of your fabulous (or not) frame. It’s what the well-financed bad guy in the next Rocky reboot is going to use for training as a 75-year-old Sylvester Stallone carries a big rock up a hill or whatever.
And in the big training montage, do you know how our hero will measure the ever-increasing bicepsiness of his biceps? With a damn tape measure, that’s how.
With today’s deal, we’ll throw one in. Also, the scale isn’t going to do anything weird, like try to connect to your phone and share your weight loss progress (or not) with your Facebook friends.
It’s just, like…a scale.
So get yourself a boring but effective scale and a trusty tape measure.
You’ll be sexier before you know it.
(Or not.)
