Someone solved this!
Did you know that you can buy a space heater that also humidifies??
Because it feels like the only reason that this hasn’t been around since forever is that everyone just assumed there was a good reason that such an obvious invention didn’t exist.
But nope. Space heaters make things super dry. Humidifiers fix that. Finally, someone combined the two into one handy unit.
Also…this is twenty bucks. Usually, that price in space heaters gets you one of those metal things that looks like it’s from World War II and has no off switch and certainly no built-in humidifier.
Pretty cool, right? Keeps you toasty as the temperature dips and won’t hopelessly dry out every mucous membrane in your body.
Also has a timer plus overheat and tip protection, which a lot of these kinds of things certainly do NOT.