Pocket-sized versatility
You know, “tactical” is one of those words that has been so thoroughly abused that there are essentially no consumer-grade uses of the term that aren’t palpably cringey.
Is today’s deal an exception? Not really. In the pursuit of non-idiotic uses of the term, “tactical pen” probably isn’t the exception you’re looking for.
But all that said, this pen is quite awesome, the name notwithstanding. Probably just don’t call it a tactical pen when you’re using it. Maybe refer to it as your handy pocket multi-tool, your Swiss Army pen, or just “this SideDeal impulse purchase that’s saving out butts right now.”
We like that last one especially.
Regardless, check this thing out. It does a ton of stuff, from opening a bottle (handy) to lighting your way (also handy). It’ll fit in your pocket or glove box much the way a non-tactical pen might, only it comes packed with functions you’ll be delighted to have when needed.
On a similar note, we’re also going to send you a couple of these tool cards, which as you can see have all manner of measuring capabilities, wrenching doodads, and screwdriver stand-ins.
We’re sending you two of everything, so you can be sure to have your stuff handy when you need it.
You know what? Call this stuff tactical if you want. It’s tactically awesome.
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