Wrap it up, guys.
Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because it’s worth it.
(90s standup comedy rimshot)
But seriously, folks…same deal with condoms. They really are quite pricey, but damned if they aren’t worth every penny. And if you balk at the price tag of contraception, just wait until you see the price tag of no contraception. Same deal with STDs, but penicillin is way cheaper than minivans and bouncy seats.
Anyway, today you can get a generous 24 pack for just eight bucks. And if getting deeply discounted sexual accessories from snarky daily deal websites is wrong, we don’t want to be right.
