A don does what he wants.
A don never wears shorts.”
Granted the whole point of that line in “The Sopranos” was to draw a generational divide between the Brando-era gangsters who came before and Tony’s casual Friday barbecue aesthetic, but man if only the 90s could have seen what was coming next. It’s hard to whack a guy after the secret meeting behind the meat market if he’s joining via Zoom because he needs to leave right after to get his corgi from doggy day care.
But anyway.
Shorts are fine, is the point.
But to be fair, a lot of shorts look like sloppy garbage.
These don’t.
They’ve got a nice slim cut but are still plenty stretchy around the waist. They have cool cosmetic details (pick your design). They also come in great, not over-the-top colors (again, your choice).
And as if that isn’t enough, they’re also made of this moisture-wicking performance material that’s comfy and breathable.
So yeah. A don doesn’t wear shorts. But they never live to the end of the movie, either.
Get yourself some shorts and wear them with pride. It’s a new era, baby—even if you are a don.
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