Affordable style
Don’t quote us on this, but we’re pretty certain there isn’t a mainstream sunglasses brand on Earth that sells a single thing that costs more than ten bucks to make.
And to be clear, these cost less than ten bucks to make, too.
But we’re also selling them for $9 instead of like $150, so it’s definitely possible to sell some basic eyewear without gouging anybody. This is why you shop here. It’s also why we don’t have a company yacht that holds a smaller company yacht inside of it. You’ll understand why we have mixed emotions about all this.
Anyway, we’ve got a bunch of styles and colors right now, all at that delightful nine-dollar price point. By the way, if you happen to be thinking right now that this is in line with gas station sunglasses pricing, we have bad news for you—inflation has come to the impulse road trip shades and the results aren’t pretty.
Just grab some sub-ten-dollar sunglasses already. (While you still can.)
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