Improve your odds.

We’re just going to say it.

Every single one of these claw games on earth is, to one degree or another, a scam. Except this one.

And we don’t mean “this one” as in “this model.” We mean “this one you’re about to order.”

Because the only way that you can interact with one of these in a way that doesn’t rip you off is for you to be the one operating it. But just think about the possibilities! We’re going to assume that you won’t just play with this all day for the love of the game, but it’s a super cool way for you to reward kids or create a little buzz in the corner at a birthday party. It might even help dull the appeal of these things in general so that there’s less pressure to step up to the plate next time you encounter one in the wild and happen to notice that the adorable K-Pop Demon Hunter plushie (or whatever) is teetering tantalizingly close to the edge.

We’ll supply the machine and the tokens, you supply the…whatever you want to put inside. We’re willing to bet you can come up with something cool to do with this.