Party speaker, no ceiling

There’s a version of a backyard get-together where the speaker dies at 9pm, everyone checks their phone, and someone ends up playing music through a laptop. This is not that.

The MEE Audio PartySPKR is 60 watts of RMS output driven by dual woofers, dual tweeters, dual passive radiators, and dual amplifiers — which is a lot of pairs for one box. Three audio modes (Dynamic, Bass Boost, Vocal Boost) let you tune it to whatever’s actually happening.

The light show is optional but genuinely fun: eight LED modes including rainbow effects, all customizable so it can look like a rave or just glow quietly in one color. IPX6 water resistance means a poolside splash or an unexpected summer rain shower isn’t the end of the night.

Battery runs up to 12 hours with lights off, and there’s a built-in USB-A port to charge your phone while you’re at it. If you happen to have friends with the same speaker, you can sync up to 1,000 of them — which is either insane or exactly the kind of insane you’re planning for.

Comes in Black, Camo, or Colorful.