Not a Spider-Man lunchbox
You may or may not have experienced this, but it’s really hard to look cool toting a bunch of cans around. Either you have a little cooler that makes you look like you’re headed to fifth grade with your Spider-Man lunch box or you have a six-pack handing by those rings that kill birds, which make you look like you’re headed to a frat party with a very underwhelming amount of beer.
You could carry a 12-pack, which is nice and portable and more respectable looking, but once you’ve opened it the jig is up and those things are going to take any chance to come rolling out.
It’s probably never occurred to you, but what you’ve needed all along is a way to sling six cans of the beverage of your choice over your shoulder like it’s a hunting rifle or a broadsword. Now, you look kind of cool. You’ll feel kind of cool, too. And not only will you look and feel kind of cool, but you can actually grab yourself a drink when you want it and zip that sucker right back up.
You can carry one and be the responsible person with the handy drink-carrying bag. Or you can carry two and be the maniac who is armed to the teeth with a tactical arsenal of aluminum cans hanging triumphantly off of both shoulders. The possibilities are wide open.
We’ll be the first to admit that we’ve never seen anything quite like this, nor has it ever occurred to us that it was something anybody actually needs. Well, we get it now. And so will you.
Plus, as long as you’re getting organized in weirdly efficient ways, we can also help you deal with that hot mess of a car trunk you’ve been living with.
