Precision trimming
What’s that, you came here from Meh after realizing that you were forever sullying the data used for your targeted ads by perusing our selection of Ballsy-brand trimmers for your nether regions?
Well, you’re in luck. Because in place of the amusingly crude ballsy branding over there, you can have the elegant “ToiletTree” branding over here. These nose trimmers are lousy at best when it comes to anything below the neck, but it turns out that they’re downright excellent for their intended purpose—tidying up the hair in your ears and nose. If those particular sets of face holes are fairly interchangeable to you, you can use one trimmer for both. If you prefer to keep things a little more separated, well…maybe that’s why we’re sending you two.
Another reason we might send you two is so that you can nudge a spouse, roommate, or significant other in a better-groomed direction by grabbing each of you a pair.
“Hey look, I got us nose and ear hair trimmers. You know. For both of us! Let’s do it together.”
See how subtle and effective that is?
You get the idea.
So go ahead and order today’s deal. Get two trimmers and be confident that you have the right grooming tool for the job, right down to the surprisingly helpful LED light to show you the way.
Awesome
