It turns out that the dude who hung out under the bleachers at your high school until he was 30 was right along—hemp, in one form or another, can indeed be the answer to most of life’s problems.
This pain relief cream won’t improve your experience of watching The Wizard of Oz synched up with Dark Side of the Moon, but it will provide some relief to aching joints if you’re suffering from arthritis or inflammation.
This is an especially welcome option if you’re beginning to succumb to the achey wear-and-tear that comes for us all with age. Because the older we get, the more we’re pressured to start addressing all our painful annoyances with various supplements and medications. Most of these tend to be taken orally, making your entire digestive system responsible for sorting through all manner of nonsense and trying to figure out how to deliver various remedies to wherever they need to go.
How is your stomach supposed to know where to send a bunch of folic acid anyway? You can’t expect it to remember to send the fish oil up to the brain when it can’t even make good decisions about the DoorDash order. (Really stomach? $65 dollars in Chinese food, before tip? It’s like 10 p.m. right now and there’s leftover chicken in the fridge.)
Anyway, this hemp cream can be applied directly to what hurts, so you can leave your stomach out of the whole equation. Does your ankle hurt? Put it on your ankle. Does your shoulder hurt? Put in on your shoulder.
You get the idea.
Get yourself a generous 4-pack of these jars for whatever ails you, all for just twenty bucks.
Feel better and pass the savings on to whoever drops your next takeout order on the doorstep. They deserve it.