Flush toilet paper (for good).
This isn’t necessarily as universally accepted as it should be, but everyone needs to understand that the bidet is an objectively superior way to clean up after using the toilet. You could ask a caveman and a space alien and an environmentalist and a 19th-century coal baron, and not a single one of them would say that bathroom wiping is a job for some flimsy napkins wrapped around a cardboard tube.
Unless you’re camping or something, THIS IS THE ANSWER to bathroom hygeine.
All that said, not all bidets are the same. Some of them are designed as a low-cost, plug-and-play solution that sort of gets you started without too much fuss. Still 1000x better than toilet paper to be clear, but…unrefined.
Not today’s bidet.
Today’s bidet costs a little more than those plastic snap-on models, but boy does it deliver.
This isn’t just a sprayer that you attach to your bowl. It’s a whole seat. A heated seat, to be specific.
You’re going to get a no-nonsense stainless steel nozzle that sprays warm water. It has a night light. It has different spray, pressure, and massage options, all controllable with the remote. And when you’re finished? Warm air to dry you off.
This does everything, is what we’re saying.
It doesn’t take much to be better than toilet paper, but this bidet not only wins in any comparison test you could think of, but laps the competition and then does an obnoxious victory dance complete with pulsating rinsing and a warm air dry.
It’s time to get a bidet in your life. This bidet.
Specifications
- Available in two toilet seat size options: Elongated and Round
3-in-1 Stainless Steel Nozzle
- Improves hygiene with adjustable water pressure and nozzle position options
- Activates a child-friendly wash with low water pressure
- Offers posterior, feminine, turbo, and vortex wash options
Fusion Warm Water Technology and Warm Air Dryer
- Improved water tank heating technology to increase the duration of your warm water supply
- Uses state-of-the-art technology to provide a longer supply of warm water
- Oscillating wide clean and pulsating massage technology
- Reduce the need for toilet paper with a built-in, adjustable warm air dryer
Adjustable Heated & Slow Closing Seat & Lid
- Cozy, convenient, and easy to operate
- Warms the toilet seat when you sit down or keeps it warm at all times, depending on how you have it set
- Designed with a soft close lid that forces a gentle descent guaranteeing that your seat will never slam as you put it down
Night Light & Seat Sensor
- Built-in night light illuminates the bowl for a simple night-time operation
- Automatically detects when a user is seated, ensuring the bidet is on when you want it and off when you don’t
Wireless Remote and User Presets
- Control all functions and settings with the convenient wireless remote
- Includes wall mount for easy access
DIY Install
- Easily install with step-by-step instructions
- For additional help, trained Biodet support agents are readily available to walk you through the process
- Dimensions: 20.8" L x 15.9" W x 7" H
- Power Cord Length: 4ft
- Requires a nearby GFCI outlet
What’s Included?
- 1x BioBidet 770 Ultimate Heated Bidet Toilet Seat with Night Light in the toilet size of your choice
- 1x Bidet Seat
- 1x Manual
- 1x Catch Plate
- 1x Bracket Holder
- 1x T Valve
- 1x Top Mounting Bolts
- 1x Remote
- 1x Bidet Hose
- 1x AA Batteries
