Great hardware; terrible name
This cutting-edge nutrient extractor attaches firmly to your face, freeing up both of your hands while you charge your way ruthlessly through a post-apocalyptic hellscape, plunging your razor-sharp extractor deep into the flesh of your terrified prey, sucking out the—WHY DID THEY NAME THIS A NUTRIENT EXTRACTOR?? IT SOUNDS TERRIFYING. Like the gristly maw of a giant steampunk mosquito.
Ooh but it’s also a smoothie bowl maker, which sounds much more cuddly.
Basically, the smoothie bowl maker makes smoothie bowls (imagine!) and the nutrient extractor makes, well…also smoothies. But in a cup.
It’s a little confusing.
Mostly it’s a blender that has attachments that give it some versatility. It also (helpfully) has a bunch of preprogrammed settings, so if you aren’t quite versed in the subtle differences between cup smoothies and bowl smoothies, a push of a button will get you there.
Oh, plus the motor is quite powerful and Ninja is a decent brand for such things.
Order yours, then DM us your smoothie bowls. Good luck with your nutrient extracting!
