It makes fancy coffee drinks.

So there used to be these stupid commercials for powdered cappuccino or something like that, where people would be having a dinner party and they’d hide in the kitchen making a bunch of fake espresso machine noises before coming out triumphantly with a few cups of the instant stuff… husband and wife glancing at each other with wry sneaky smiles.

Never mind that it probably tastes like it comes from one of those coffee vending machines you only see at highway rest stops, it was a mildly amusing concept none-the-less.

Variations on that theme aired for maybe a decade. And it was all based on the premise that nobody could possibly afford something as decadent and fancy as a machine that can both make espresso and froth milk.

Well what was once out of reach for even the sassiest of fake couples in commercials can now be yours for less than thirty bucks. You can’t even buy very much terrible powdered cappuccino for that price.

So just go ahead and get today’s deal. Then at your next dinner party, you can hide in the kitchen making sounds that imitate a much more expensive machine.