Look ma, no hands
You know what’s kind of a fun exercise? Thinking about super ordinary things that might seem completely insane a decade or two from now.
People are horrified today when they think about folks from the past smoking cigarettes in their cubicles all day at work or letting their kids rattle around in the back of a station wagon with no seatbelts, let alone child seats.
What everyday things are going to be the unbelted chainsmoking toddlers of our generation?
We’re not sure, but we think it might have something to do with all the potentially gross things we touch with our hands without a second thought.
“Remember when we used to touch the toilet flush handle with our bare hands before bowl sensors were a thing?”
“In my day, we cleaned the cat turds with a tiny slotted shovel.”
So yeah, we don’t really have solutions for those two handy, but let’s talk about hand soap dispensers. By definition, you’re mostly interacting with those things when there is something gross on your hands. Imagine what must collect on the top of that pump! Maybe you can’t even see it, but it’s there.
Well today’s deal helps you avoid building an accidental Petri dish on the top of your soap dispenser. Just put your hands under and the soap comes out. You can finally have the same hand washing technology as a really nice truck stop.
What’s that? You like germs and/or already have one of these? Well everybody needs towels. Check out today’s bonus deal for a killer bargain on this Bibb Home 6-Piece Egyptian Cotton Zero Twist Towel Set. These towels dry unconventionally fast! (But alas, only if you touch them.)
I must’ve received a damaged pump!
and now am urious 
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