This is better.

A garden hose is just a preposterously bulky item. They’re heavy and they’re a pain to roll up and they’re slippery and they get all bent and kinked. Oh, and they’re gigantic. Like…if it’s fully stretched out that’s totally fine, but the huge and twisted heap of nonsense that a full length of hose will be when it’s all piled up is basically an anaconda-shaped headache.

It sucks, is what we’re saying.

But check this out. Today’s deal is 25-feet of hose (times two) that could genuinely fit in a modestly large pants pocket. Probably not in your jeans pocket, but totally doable in a cargo pocket.

These things roll up so small that when yours comes in the mail you’re not going to believe that there’s a 25-foot hose inside the box, much less two of them. Your mail carrier will call you a damn liar and likely throw it at you (with ease), assuming you have a weirdly incredulous and pretty aggressive mail carrier.

Anyway, you get two 25-foot lengths of hose with lead-free connectors and adjustable nozzles.

There’s probably no reason to actually carry one in your pocket, but it’s nice to know you could.