For cozy bottles

We don’t know who first looked at a wine bottle and thought, “This should have a sleeping bag,” but we’re glad they followed through.

These Puffin bottle coolers wrap your wine in insulated, outdoorsy charm while quietly doing the very real job of keeping it at a proper temperature. Whether you’re lingering over dinner, hanging out on a patio, or just trying to stop your red from getting sad and lukewarm, they work far better than their novelty vibe suggests.

They fit most standard wine bottles, sit flat thanks to a non-slip base, and fasten securely with a Velcro closure. And since this is a two-pack, you can keep one at home and gift the other to someone who appreciates extremely niche, well-executed nonsense.

Twelve bucks for two is about the right price for something this oddly delightful.