The right tool for the job

Hey, come a little closer.

We’re not sure who needs to hear this, but here you go:

That stuff you’re using for lube? That isn’t lube.

Yes, we know it might seem like it works really well. And by the standards of things that you can sneak from the family bathroom supplies—baby oil, vaseline—it might seem okay.

But once you’ve used actual, proper, engineered-for-this-purpose personal lubricant, you’ll immediately know that you’ve had it all wrong.

The difference is night and day in every respect you can think of, with the possible exception of how difficult it is to explain someone finding a bottle in your glove compartment. But in terms of how it feels in the moment, how it interacts with a partner, how it cleans up afterwards…the real stuff wins by a mile, all day.

And yes, we realize we’ve been directing all of this to the uninitiated, so if that isn’t you…sorry about that. But if you’re already a personal lubricant true believer, you realize that this is a good deal for good stuff, and you’ve probably just moved on to ordering already.

In either case—enjoy, everybody!