You know you’re supposed to buy new towels sometimes, right?
You might not be aware of all the little particulars that come together to make a decent bath towel, but when you shove your face into a good one, you definitely know.
There’s a certain amount of fluffiness that tells you you’re nuzzling something luxurious that hasn’t yet suffered through 1000 washing machine cycles. Usually, you can feel a satisfying thickness to the whole thing, a springy bounciness that makes you feel a certain way. There will probably be a stripe or some other fancy detail that makes you feel like the kind of person who might use decorative soaps. Oh, and it won’t smell like something that was just pulled out of a public pool’s vomit filter.
It turns out that starting with high-quality Egyptian cotton helps you get all of the above, with the only downside being that usually this kind of towel ends up being pretty expensive. Lucky for you, we’ve managed to win in the Egyptian cotton market to an extent that would make Milo Minderbinder blush. (How’s that for a reference?) As a result, you can get your hands on this six-piece set for just $27 and live life like you’re sneaking into the nice guest towels every single day.
You can finally stock your bathroom like your poop don’t stink.
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