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3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Lounge Shorts

Greetings! The following is part of an interactive fiction project we’re running on Meh for April Fools Day. Feel free to join in, or, if you’re just shopping, ignore all this and scroll down to the features.

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You thank the goat farmer for his kind offer. Still, your focus remains singular: to get the talisman and get it to Iirkë, so you can claim your reward. He shakes his head, but wishes you well, and you continue.

After a while, you find you’re close to the summit, probably only an hour away, and yet your shirt is soaked with sweat, and your legs ache.

What do you do?

Push through! Keep going!
Set up a makeshift camp here and keep going in the morning.
Look for a shortcut.

Features

  • Poly Viscose lounge short
  • Lightweight breathable fabric
  • Drawstring waistband
  • 3 Pocket
  • Imported

Specifications

Included in the box

  • 1x Charcoal Lounge Shorts
  • 1x Black Lounge Shorts
  • 1x Blue Lounge Shorts

Warranty

90 days

Available States

AL, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY

Estimated Delivery Date

Tuesday, April 14th - Monday, April 20th. We’re temporarily prioritizing shipping some items to help customers stay at home during the COVID-19 pandemic. As a result, some deliveries will be longer than usual.