3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Short-Sleeve Henley Shirts

Greetings! The following is part of an interactive fiction project we’re running on Meh for April Fools Day. Feel free to join in, or, if you’re just shopping, ignore all this and scroll down to the features.

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“So you were sent by that vile trickster Iirkë, were you?” he cries. “Well put it back, or else!”

But you’ve come too far!

You shake your head in defiance.

He snaps his fingers and points at you. The wasps swarm.

Run away!
Run directly at the wasps!

Features

You’re home from work and it’s time to put on something cozy and relax. These short-sleeve henley shirts by Unsimply Stitched are made with 100% breathable cotton, feature a 3-button placket, and is perfect for taking it easy around the house.

  • Short-sleeve lounge henley
  • Lightweight breathable fabric provides additional comfort
  • 3 button placket
  • Ideal for lounging around the home
  • Comes with three colors: Blue, black and heather
  • Imported

Specifications

Included in the box

  • 1x Blue Short-Sleeve Henley Shirt
  • 1x Black Short-Sleeve Henley Shirt
  • 1x Heather Short-Sleeve Henley Shirt

Warranty

90 days

Available States

AL, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY