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3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Long-Sleeve Henley Shirts

Greetings! The following is part of an interactive fiction project we’re running on Meh for April Fools Day. Feel free to join in, or, if you’re just shopping, ignore all this and scroll down to the features.

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You arrive at the summit after only another hour of hiking. You’ve spent all that time trying to figure out what you’ll say to the old man. You imagine he’ll be a standoffish curmudgeon who speaks only in jaded riddles.

But no.

As soon as you reach the peak, you find him sitting on a bench outside of a modest yurt. To his left, two cups of tea sit.

“Hello!” he calls. “I’ve been foretold of your arrival by my eyes in the sky, so to speak. Now please, you must be exhausted. Would you like some rejuvenating tea?”

He holds one of the cups out to you.

Take the tea.
Politely decline the tea.

Features

  • Long-sleeve lounge henley
  • Lightweight breathable fabric
  • 3 button Placket
  • Comes with: Grey, blue, and white
  • Imported

Specifications

Included in the box

  • 1x Grey Long-Sleeve Henley Shirt
  • 1x Blue Long-Sleeve Henley Shirt
  • 1x White Long-Sleeve Henley Shirt

Warranty

90 days

Available States

AL, AZ, AR, CA, CO, CT, DE, DC, FL, GA, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY

Estimated Delivery Date

Tuesday, April 14th - Monday, April 20th. We’re temporarily prioritizing shipping some items to help customers stay at home during the COVID-19 pandemic. As a result, some deliveries will be longer than usual.