Therapy cape?
There’s sore, and then there’s “how old am I, anyway” sore.
This heating pad is built to cover more than just a postage-stamp patch of discomfort. It’s basically a therapeutic cape that’s shaped to sit comfortably across your back and neck, delivering steady, targeted heat right where tension likes to settle in.
The extra-large design means better coverage, not constant repositioning. Plug it in, choose your setting, and let the warmth do its thing while you sit or scroll or whatever else is going to temporarily distract you from your own aging form.
The cord is nine feet, so you’ll be able to move around a little bit and it goes on and off with satisfyingly secure magnets to stay in place just right.