Instant Regret Kit - Members Only

We can’t tell you what’s in each Instant Regret Kit.

What we can tell you is that 1) it will likely be a bunch of stuff you really, really don’t want, and 2) it will NOT include any of the following:

  • A flute that’s also a blowgun
  • THE hubcap (you know which one we’re talking about)
  • A lava cake… WITH REAL LAVA!

Purchase at your own risk.


  • Maybe “Members Only” increases your chances, maybe not…
  • Just the worst stuff
  • You’re going to be disappointed, regardless of your expectations



  • Model: IRK
  • Condition: Regretful
  • The bag formerly known as Fukubukuro

What’s in the Box?

It is a mystery ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Throw it in the trash

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