We can’t tell you what’s in each Instant Regret Kit.
What we can tell you is that 1) it will likely be a bunch of stuff you really, really don’t want, and 2) it will NOT include any of the following:
- A flute that’s also a blowgun
- THE hubcap (you know which one we’re talking about)
- A lava cake… WITH REAL LAVA!
Purchase at your own risk.
