Cinch your waist!

Today’s deal represents peak belt technology. Humans existed for thousands of years without ratchet belts. And there will probably be further evolutions of ways to hold your pants up as time goes on. But someday, when the sun explodes and humanity looks back on the history of belts, it’ll be pretty clear that this right here was utilitarian perfection.

You’ll never go up a notch or down a notch, because—no notches. This means that you don’t have to be a fourth notch person or a fifth notch person. You can be a person who lands somewhere in between, and you can cinch it to fit just right every time.

Now this is usually the tricky part where you try to figure out which color to buy, since you’ll obviously have many iterations of pants and shoes and whatever that you’ll want to wear along with your cool new belt. But we’re going to save you the trouble and send you three of them: black, silver, and cognac.

If you own pants, this deal is a no-brainer. Go get’em.

Oh, and if you don’t own pants, it’s still your lucky day. Hop over to meh.com and they’ll hook you up with three pairs. That’s one for each of your new belts!